Becoming Batman on a $682 Million Budget

Unless you want to lose your rich parents in an alley, you may have limited resources to truly embody the Dark Knight.

In swoops Break.com and their “Epic How To” series offering you the tools and tricks you’ll need to become Batman. And all for the low, low price of $682,000,000.

If the gym is your version of Kryptonite, or if you don’t like to do research, then you probably won’t be a very successful Caped Crusader.

The video suggests things such as learning real world type martial arts, picking a name that strikes terror into criminals, conducting a Google search to make sure the name isn’t in use, and packing your utility belt (or bag) with gear including a flashlight and first aid kit.

At the beginning of each “Epic How To”, Break gives a disclaimer: “This show is only for educational and entertainment purposes, so please don’t break the law. We here at Break are in no way responsible if you do anything illegal.”

 

Source: Break

Kevin Gunn

Kevin Gunn

Kevin is married with 4 children and 4 grandchildren. He lives in Louisville, KY. He loves all things related to DC Comics, even movies that get a bad rep like "Batman & Robin" and "Catwoman". Kevin began writing for the site in 2015 as a Staff Writer. His passion for writing stories caught the eye of the editorial staff, and earned him a position as Assistant Editor. He has a degree in Communication from the University of Louisville. His favourite DC hero and villain are Black Lightning and Black Manta respectively. Kevin tries to exemplify being a hero everyday by helping others. Something interesting about him: he was a contestant on "Wheel of Fortune". - Follow him on Twitter - @captsigma